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#1 Issue - Digital
• Our infinite thanks. • A pdf/cbr of the 24-page issue #1 • You'll be thanked in the back.
#1 Issue - Print + Secret Menu PDF
• Our immeasurable thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • A pdf/cbr of Issue #1. • The Secret Menu: A digital pdf/cbr with almost 100 pages of behind-the-scenes process and artwork. The Secret Menu will include the full script, as well as George’s inks and Lesley’s colors without lettering. Concept and sketch art, the original series pitch, character descriptions, a digital copy of issue 1 with notes and commentary and more. Almost all this material is exclusive to the Secret Menu. Perfect for completists or anyone interested in digging deeper into the comics creative process. • You'll be thanked in the back.
#1 Issue - Digital + Secret Menu
• Our infinite thanks. • A pdf/cbr of SHORT ORDER CROOKS #1 • A pdf/cbr of THE SECRET MENU. • You'll be thanked in the back.
#1 Issue - Print + Bookmark
• Our most soulful thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Bookmark with SHORT ORDER CROOKS inspired art. • A pdf/cbr of Issue #1. • The Secret Menu pdf/cbr. • You'll be thanked in the back.
RETAILER - 3 pack (Issue #1)
• Available for retailers only. • 3 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS #1, signed & sent to your shop with retailer exclusive cover. • Your shop will be listed in the Thanks page.
#1 Issue - Print (Variant Cover)
• Our immeasurable thanks. • Claire Roe variant cover copy of Issue #1. • A pdf/cbr of Issue #1. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back.
Enamel Pin & #1 Digital
• Our countless thanks. • A SHORT ORDER CROOKS enamel pin • A pdf/cbr of Issue #1. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks #1/We(l)come Back v1
• Our eternal thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Signed trade of We(l)come Back v1. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Enamel Pin & #1 Issue - Print
• Our never-ending thanks. • A SHORT ORDER CROOKS enamel pin. • A signed/numbered print copy of Issue #1. • A pdf/cbr of Issue #1. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks #1/Heartthrob
• Our eternal thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Signed trade of Heartthrob v1. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks #1/Dead Letters v1
• Our eternal thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Signed trade of Dead Letters v1. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
RETAILER - 5 pack (Issue One)
• Available for retailers only. • 5 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS #1, signed and sent to your shop with retailer exclusive cover. • Your shop will be listed in the Thanks page.
Writer's Scriptbook + #1(Digital)
• Our infinite thanks. • A pdf/cbr of SHORT ORDER CROOKS #1 • A pdf collecting Christopher Sebela's scripts for the first issues of High Crimes, Heartthrob, We(l)come Back, Dead Letters including annotations and notes. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back.
1st Look: Running Blood + #1(Print)
• Our infinite thanks. • A pdf/cbr of SHORT ORDER CROOKS #1 • The first to receive a print copy of RUNNING BLOOD, a new 40 page B&W comic with Jonathan Brandon Sawyer • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back.
1st Look: Coffeeshop.Dog + #1(Print)
• Our infinite thanks. • A print copy of SHORT ORDER CROOKS #1 • The first to receive a print copy of COFFEESHOP.DOG, a new ?? page zine featuring full color photos of dogs and everyday horror stories. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back.
Crooks #1/Demonic
• Our eternal thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Signed trade of Demonic. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
THE RUN: Digital
• Our unceasing thanks. • All 5 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS delivered to you upon completion of each issue as .pdf/.cbr files. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks #1/We(l)come Back v2
• Our eternal thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Signed trade of We(l)come Back v2. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks #1/High Crimes
• Our eternal thanks. • Print copy of Issue #1 (numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela) • Signed hardcover of High Crimes. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks #1 & T-Shirt (Print)
• Short Order Crooks #1 print issue. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
THE RUN: All 5 Issues - Print
• Our bottomless thanks. • All five issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela as they are released. • Pdf/cbr copies of all 5 issues. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1. • Shipping fees reflect the cost of shipping each issue separately, if you wish to get all 5 issues mailed to you at the end of the run, see below.
THE RUN: Print (WAIT FOR IT)
• Our unfathomable thanks. • All five issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela at the end of the run to save on shipping fees. • A pdf/cbr of all 5 issues. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks/Dumbstronaut - Digital
• Our eternal thanks. • All 5 issues in pdf/cbr format. • Pdfs of Books 1 & 2 from my Dumbstronaut series - I LIVED IN A CLOWN MOTEL, POOL DISASTER and the nonfiction prose book I LIVE IN A CLOWN MOTEL. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks & T-Shirt (Digital)
• All 5 digital issues. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
THE RUN: Variants Print (WAIT FOR IT)
• Our bottomless thanks. • All five issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela at the end of the run to save on shipping fees. • Variant covers by Claire Roe, Jonathan Brandon Sawyer, Brian Level, Robert Wilson IV & Chris Visions. • pdf/cbrs of all 5 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Conversations with Christopher Sebela
• Our indecipherable thanks. • Phone/Skype call for, let's say an hour. Talk about whatever. No weirdos. • Pdf/cbr copies of all 5 issues. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Crooks/Dumbstronaut - Print Versions
• Our eternal thanks. • All 5 numbered/signed print issues. • Print copies of books 1 & 2 from my Dumbstronaut series - I LIVED IN A CLOWN MOTEL, POOL DISASTER. • Pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
RETAILER - 3 pack (All 5 issues)
• Available for retailers only. • 3 issues of all 5 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, signed & sent to your shop with retailer exclusive cover. • Your shop will be listed in the Thanks page. • Shipping fees: these are cumulative, to cover 5 separate shipments of 3 issues apiece. Just so you know, I'm aware it's ridiculously high for overseas.
THE RUN: Variant Covers Print
• Our bottomless thanks. • All five issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela as they are released. • pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1. • Variant Covers by Claire Roe, Jonathan Brandon Sawyer, Brian Level, Robert Wilson IV & Chris Visions. • Shipping fees reflect the cost of shipping each issue separately, if you wish to get all 5 issues mailed to you at the end of the run, see below.
Paintings of Your Favorite Food
Artist Kelly Williams will paint a 9x12 watercolor of your favorite food. Suitable for framing, drooling over or starting strange conversations.
THE RUN: Regular + Variant Print (Wait)
• Our bottomless thanks. • All five regular issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela as they are released. • All five Variant issues, covers by Claire Roe, Jonathan Brandon Sawyer, Brian Level, Robert Wilson IV & Chris Visions. • pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • pdf/cbr copies of all 5 issues • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1. • Save on shipping by waiting til the end
RETAILER - 5 pack (All 5 issues)
• Available for retailers only. • 3 issues of all 5 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, signed & sent to your shop with retailer exclusive cover. • Your shop will be listed in the Thanks page. • Shipping fees: these are cumulative, to cover 5 separate shipments of 5 issues apiece. Just so you know, I'm aware it's ridiculously high for overseas.
THE RUN: Regular + Variant (Print)
• Our bottomless thanks. • All five regular issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS, numbered/signed by writer Christopher Sebela as they are released. • All five Variant issues, covers by Claire Roe, Jonathan Brandon Sawyer, Brian Level, Robert Wilson IV & Chris Visions. • pdf/cbr copies of all 5 issues • pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1. • Shipping costs reflect packing and sending both issues 5 times. If you want this but want to save on shipping, choose the (Wait) option.
Script Review
• Our unfathomable thanks. Writer Christopher Sebela will work with you on a script, giving notes and suggestions and thoughts. He has thoughts. Single issues. No OGNs please. Don't have a script now? No worries, does not expire. • All 5 digital issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS in pdf/cbr format. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Cameo Appearance & Digital Run
• Our everlasting thanks. • Get yourself drawn into an issue of SHORT ORDER CROOKS. • All 5 digital issues. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
Cameo Appearance & Print Run
• Our everlasting thanks. • Get yourself drawn into an issue of SHORT ORDER CROOKS. • All 5 signed/numbered print issues as they're released. • All 5 digital issues. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
George Kambadais Commission
• Our incessant thanks. • A commission from co-creator George Kambadais. • Will be shipping from • All 5 digital issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS in pdf/cbr format. • A pdf/cbr of The Secret Menu. • You'll be thanked in the back of Issue 1.
The Big Night
• All 5 print issues, regular and variants, as they're released. Signed/Numbered. • pdf/cbrs of all 5 issues. • The bookmark • The enamel pin • The print • the Secret Menu digital insider • A shirt • Get thanked in the book.
The Idiot's Special
• I, Christopher Sebela, will come and stay with you for a weekend in Tonopah, Nevada. We can share a room or get separate rooms. I will show you around the town and we can hang out and do whatever. No weirdos. Dependent on my scheduling, but if you're dumb enough to get this, we'll figure it out. • Print copies of all 5 issues of SHORT ORDER CROOKS. • Secret Menu pdf/cbr. • Enamel Pin • 6x9 doublesided print • No weirdos.
