The Haggler’s pack
For those who wish to participate but regret the almond latte they could have purchased with that sum.
The Haggler’s Super Pack
For the hagglers who are also willing to forgo the raspberry scone and poppyseed muffin they would have ordered with the latte.
Man of the Cloth Pack (Digi-Pack)
A discreet pack, neither too much nor too little, this pack puts your conscience at ease.
The Shoe Lift Pack
Thoughtfully conceived for small budgets with big ambitions, does wonders the restore egos wounded by the vagaries of life.
The Honest Man Pack
A pack for those who earn every penny with hard work, a magnificent contribution.
The Good Man Pack
Typically a pack for those who give from the goodness of their hearts and will be amply rewarded for it up above.
The Montmartre Pack
Like a caricature you get in Paris... but 3 times smaller, 10 times more expensive and 100 times classier!
The Leonidas (Super-Fan-Pack)
A more-than-symbolic gesture which conveys a desire to invest oneself spiritually in the journey. This pack inspires reverence in any circumstance.
I watched the short animation Oscar nominee "Pear Cider and Cigarettes" the other day and whilst I like how it looks I thought the script was awfully poor. Apart from Black Hole really looking AMAZING, I find the script very original and funny. Who wrote it? (Sorry, I hope this hasn't been asked already)